The official tumblr of amtrak — Help I ate a train and am now seeing the ghost of...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

Help I ate a train and am now seeing the ghost of Richard Nixon

centers-for-disease-control answered:

Maybe you shouldn’t have eaten that train, ever thought about that?

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No, I didn't

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Is this why you need the Airo? Did you eat all your old stock?

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Uhhh…….. … .. .