[norfolk-bastard]

no

i'm not using that rail line

no

you can't have it for your silly little commuter rail project

no

i don't give a fuck about you or your silly little transit plan

[amtrak-official]

I seriously hate you Norfolk southern your only barely more easy to workout than CSX

[norfolk-bastard]

bites you bites you bites you b—wait what do you mean "more easy"

FUCK

[amtrak-official]

That wasn't a compliment you parasitic monument to human greed

[norfolk-bastard]

D:<

[amtrak-official]

I can see your search history, and have you ever even considered respecting human life?

[norfolk-bastard]

have you ever even considered *extended fart noise*

[ms-dot]

Play nice, kids.

[norfolk-bastard]

shut up you're not my real dad

[ms-dot]

Don't make me get the Sherman Antitrust act out.

[amtrak-official]

Do it, I want to break up the doupoly of human suffering that is Norfolk Southern and CSX

[ms-dot]

*grabs antitrust legislation, cocks DOT heart attack gun* its regulatin' time

[amtrak-official]

Finally(only took you 40 years)