Anonymous
asked:

Can we get more high speed rail, please and thank you

ms-dot
answered:

Yes, but, you have to let a billionaire who has no idea what he’s doing design it.

amtrak-official

I will surgically remove each of your bones and rearrange them into the shape of US Supreme Court Justice Sameul Alitos face and then drain every drop of blood from your body and pour it into the Ohio river before lighting what remains of your Corpse on fire with a lithium ion battery if you do this

ms-dot

...ok DoE come pick me up im scared

norfolk-bastard

i could design it instead 😈

amtrak-official

I will surgically remove each of your bones and rearrange them into the shape of US Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' face and then drain every drop of blood from your body and pour it into the Chicago river. Once that is completed I string every Muscle in your body till a fabric is formed before stitching it into a cross stitch of the Chilean constitution before lighting what remains of your corpse on fire with a lithium ion battery if you do this.

norfolk-bastard

You little baby. Watch this. I will grind you into a fine powder and then roll you into a cigarillo made of hundred dollar bills that I will then give to Joe Biden to smoke. I will then take the ashes and separate them into 27 different decorative glassware containers. These will be placed each inside a different shitty Amshack that is crumbling from neglect and which I will collapse onto the containers by barreling a massive fucking Dash 8 into them at 75 miles per hour, which is faster than you will ever deserve to go.

amtrak-official

For a Capitalist leech you sure are a drama queen