The official tumblr of amtrak — How gay is it to drive vs take the train?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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How gay is it to drive vs take the train?

Train taking is incredibly homosexual, it is also very transsexual and just down right sexy. Meanwhile straight people drive.