Anonymous asked:
iTS CALIFORNIA AMTRAK GIVE ME THE TRAINNSSSS KILL THE MUSKRAT GIVE ME THE FAST TRAINSSSSSS EVERYWHEREEEEEE
amtrak-official answered:
California HSR is run by the California state government, not me
See? They got their own trains you said it yourself, they don't need you... but I know a little southeastern state who does..
Washington DC?
DC has subways they've plenty of trains, Carolina on the other hand
I once met a girl named Caroline in Seattle, wait, you know what I will build a new rail way in Washington, thanks for the idea, S.C.
Okay okay but after you do that, I've got plenty of space for, oh, idk... trains? Just a thought... of course I can always ask Norfolk...
OKAY, WE’LL DO IT!!! (if you agree to vote out Ralph Norman)
