People often ask us, “MTA, why can’t I take the subway to northern Queens,” or “MTA, why does the Staten Island Railway suck so much,” and even “MTA, why do all your subway stations look post-apocalyptic?” and the truth is that we could fix all of that in a year or so, but one of our interns is the Governor’s niece and if we don’t give her most of our profits to spend on mobile games we’ll get defunded even more
Wait, you actually make profits?
