The official tumblr of amtrak — No, @alargesackofmeat, that isn't it, he doesn't...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Fuck Fuck Fuck, biden is coming to open the new tunnel. I already know he's going to get stuck in the tunnel and end up stopping all of the trains

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No, @alargesackofmeat, that isn’t it, he doesn’t have any ulterior motives, he is just senile and keeps wondering off into train tunnels and getting hit by said trains

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