[ms-dot]

What if we all shut the fuck up and had gay sex?

[amtrak-official]

We can do it in the quiet car on the California Zephr

[ms-dot]

>//_//< uh... yeah... sure

faints

[amtrak-official]

Hmm, guess I have to throw yet another dead body in lake superior

[south-carolina-sc]

...another..?

ANOTHER?

[amtrak-official]

Did you know that lake superior is so cold that body’s thrown in it don’t decompose!!