ms-dot

What if we all shut the fuck up and had gay sex?

amtrak-official

We can do it in the quiet car on the California Zephr

ms-dot

>//_//< uh... yeah... sure

faints

amtrak-official

Hmm, guess I have to throw yet another dead body in lake superior

south-carolina-sc

...another..?

ANOTHER?

amtrak-official

Did you know that lake superior is so cold that body’s thrown in it don’t decompose!!