[ms-dot]

What if we all shut the fuck up and had gay sex?

[amtrak-official]

We can do it in the quiet car on the California Zephr

[ms-dot]

>//_//< uh... yeah... sure

faints

[amtrak-official]

Hmm, guess I have to throw yet another dead body in lake superior

[ms-dot]

Wait fuck no

thumping comes from the baggage car as you hear muffled screams

[amtrak-official]

How many times do I have to tell people not to put lorikeets in their suitcases. I mean the thumping is already annoying but when pulling a body it drives a guy mad