The official tumblr of amtrak — Now you would think so, but no. The bodies sink,...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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What if we all shut the fuck up and had gay sex?

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We can do it in the quiet car on the California Zephr

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>//_//< uh... yeah... sure

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Hmm, guess I have to throw yet another dead body in lake superior

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...another..?

ANOTHER?

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Did you know that lake superior is so cold that body's thrown in it don't decompose!!

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Wouldnt that be counter productive to disposing of evidence?

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Now you would think so, but no. The bodies sink, due to not being able to decompose the bodies stay solid and will not float, combine that with superior being one of the deepest fresh water lakes on earth and you have the perfect place to hide a body (: