ms-dot

What if we all shut the fuck up and had gay sex?

amtrak-official

We can do it in the quiet car on the California Zephr

ms-dot

>//_//< uh... yeah... sure

faints

amtrak-official

Hmm, guess I have to throw yet another dead body in lake superior

south-carolina-sc

...another..?

ANOTHER?

amtrak-official

Did you know that lake superior is so cold that body's thrown in it don't decompose!!

south-carolina-sc

Wouldnt that be counter productive to disposing of evidence?

amtrak-official

Now you would think so, but no. The bodies sink, due to not being able to decompose the bodies stay solid and will not float, combine that with superior being one of the deepest fresh water lakes on earth and you have the perfect place to hide a body (:

themischiefoftad

Lake Superior my beloved respected.

amtrak-official

Why don’t you love her??