The official tumblr of amtrak — Hmm so what you are saying is that trains are the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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andmaybegayer

  1. Self driving cars are created. Any day now!
  2. Car-to-car communications are developed so that cars can negotiate manoeuvres on the road
  3. Someone (let's face it: GM) adds a transaction system so that you can pay someone to get out of your lane if you're in a hurry
  4. Navigation systems are used to implement a stock market trading convenience and speed in real time on the road
  5. People realize that if you cause traffic you can be paid to get out of the way
  6. Grifters form into roving packs that intentionally slow down traffic to extract tolls from cars
  7. As a result, commuters group cars together and pool funds to purchase passage through swarms of grifters at a lower overall cost
  8. Major corridors consisting of large packs moving together become the only viable way to navigate even moderately sized roads and all highways.
  9. Size competition between grifter packs and commuter packs, commuters start scheduling coordinated travel between population centers so that a large enough pack can be formed to outcompete grifters
  10. oops that's a train
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@amtrak-offical

amtrak-official

Hmm so what you are saying is that trains are the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the ultimate form of transportation? Because if you are, I already knew that