The official tumblr of amtrak — No, I ain't going to do that you sick capitalistic...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Fun fact, in the 90s bill cliton wrote a law to help expand amtrak services, he called it the Multimodal Passenger Rail Enhancement Grants, if you want to learn more look up MPREG on google

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Amtrak I am scared

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You see I thought up an acronym for Mpreg and then put it in my blog and hit post because funi

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yes but thanks to stacking the surface transportation board with my goons mpreg is literally unenforceable so please suck on my ass

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No, I ain’t going to do that you sick capitalistic watse of human effort