The official tumblr of amtrak — Okay fine I will send 3 trains to help people...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bobthemole
mariamlovesyou

Stop thinking you are lame and stupid there are literally Californians

amtrak-official

Fun fact: Los Angeles is a myth and can not hurt me

objectivelythebestcolor

amtrak you have five different routes serving los angeles. where are you saying those trains go??

amtrak-official

What do you mean, I would never force any of my customers to go to that hellhole. That would just be cruel

bobthemole

Those trains are to get us out of here.

amtrak-official

Okay fine I will send 3 trains to help people escape but after that it is done, I am never going to LA again