The official tumblr of amtrak — Okay, fine, I will stop with all the lies, libel,...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
centers-for-disease-control
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Which Government Agency?

OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration)

CDC (Centers for Disease Control)

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official-osha

if we lose im putting a hit out on @centers-for-disease-control. your pride or your life

centers-for-disease-control

BRO

amtrak-official

@offical-osha put the hit out anyways, I fucking deserved to win but the cdc (probably) cheated. I would do it myself but apparently people take issue with attempting to kill Bill Clinton and remove your access to CIA offices or something

centers-for-disease-control

DUDE?! (gender neutral)

amtrak-official

Yes?? Are you still made about the Nixon thing?

centers-for-disease-control

I would just like to live my life! Stop trying to slander me!

amtrak-official

Okay, fine, I will stop with all the lies, libel, slander and defamation for a bit