[goverment-agency-bracket]

Which Government Agency?

OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration)

CDC (Centers for Disease Control)

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[official-osha]

if we lose im putting a hit out on @centers-for-disease-control. your pride or your life

[centers-for-disease-control]

BRO

[amtrak-official]

@offical-osha put the hit out anyways, I fucking deserved to win but the cdc (probably) cheated. I would do it myself but apparently people take issue with attempting to kill Bill Clinton and remove your access to CIA offices or something

[centers-for-disease-control]

DUDE?! (gender neutral)

[amtrak-official]

Yes?? Are you still made about the Nixon thing?

[centers-for-disease-control]

I would just like to live my life! Stop trying to slander me!

[amtrak-official]

Okay, fine, I will stop with all the lies, libel, slander and defamation for a bit

[centers-for-disease-control]

Thank you, I’ll call off the hit

[amtrak-official]

You had a fucking hit placed on ME!!!?! I that's it I am going to start a path of fire right on down to DC and personally force the CIA to let me in the weapons room again

[centers-for-disease-control]

Bro, you started this! I just responded

[amtrak-official]

Okay, fair, fine I won’t kill the director of the CIA