The official tumblr of amtrak β€” Aren't you dead? I thought Ford shoot you in the...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
penn-central-official
amtrak-official

Somebody told me that transsexuals are the only group that still rides trains at the same rate as autistic white boys and to test that theory we have decided that all trans girls will get free train rides till June 30th of 2023!!

penn-central-official

You can ride trains for free after June 30th as long as you sneak past the bull. We don't pay him enough to care anyway.

amtrak-official

Aren’t you dead? I thought Ford shoot you in the head back in DC??