God I love local news agencies, If you are a local reporter for your small town I am going to kiss you on the lips. You make researching hyperfixations so much fucking easier and I love how local news actually so clearly cares about what they report because it is their own towns. Local news is just plain amazing.
Counter point, they may report on things. They should continue just reposting our press releases verbatim and not worry about the mushroom cloud over the rust belt.
Oh, are you moving mushrooms to rural Indiana again? I haven’t seen you do any of that since what went down with Ford back in the day…
