SERVICE ALERT: We found another one of the former Pennsylvania Railroad's armories while we were demolishing a historical building they built. As a safety precaution, we will be forcing all @amtrak-offical trains on our tracks into sidings for the next hour just to fuck with them but under the guise of safety. This will not affect any freight traffic, all cargo shipments will be delayed as usual.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
What is a mainline? I thought all rail tracks were sidings, the greedy capitalistic fuckface of an associate I have over @norfolk-bastard told me so themselves
