[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[centers-for-disease-control]

Hehe, imagine roleplaying as a government agency for shits and giggles.

[amtrak-official]

That would be fucking stupid

[mixtapenempire]

You all are walking shit posts and I love it

[amtrak-official]

I take offense to that remark, I am a running shitpost because trains are fast

[ice-to-orange-blossoms]

The new Adirondack schedule would disagree

[amtrak-official]

Hey, it was hard enough to get that damn train running again, I will fix all of the problems later when Mitch McConnell is dead and I have all the senators in line