The official tumblr of amtrak — Please do not have sex with our trains they are...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

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Please do not have sex with our trains they are late and you’ll get run over and wind up a pile of blood and guts in rural Pennsylvania