Hey, Uhh... Just a reminder if you ever find my Corpse or any Corpse for that matter lying dead in a pile of hay on the south bound lane of I-95 about 58 miles to the northwest of Myrtle Beach with the head chopped off and 17 puncture wounds on the spine, It was former 45th governor of the state of florida and current united states senator for Florida, Rick Scott
Is he the corpse or the person who left it there?
I am currently being chased through a marsh by a geriatric facist that has grown 3FUCKING LIMBS AND IS CHASING ME WITH SPIKES GROWING OUT OF HIS ARMS, I AM GOING TO BE THAT CORPSE SOON!!!
Hey you wanna borrow my baseball bat it sounds like you need it.
No? I am fucking terrible at baseball, I mean there isn’t even a diamond around for miles?
