Anonymous asked:

One time in like 2010 I needed to take the train to Seattle but I didn't have id so I just pretended to have lost my wallet and cried and they let me on with my friends anyway. Thanks for being so much more chill than the airplane people!

That is because according to Bush, I’m not a “threat to national security” and “can’t oppress brown people.” So I am still a little functional and able to kill