The official tumblr of amtrak — IF YOURE A PARODY ACCOUNT BE CAREFUL DUDE MAKE...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

IF YOURE A PARODY ACCOUNT BE CAREFUL DUDE MAKE SURE TO LIST THAT SOMEWHERE CAUSE U COULD GET SLAPPED WITH A MISDEMEANOR

amtrak-official answered:

I am exempt from the legal system and can not be charged with any crimes, I am sorry to tell you <3

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Yeah @coolfroggyfriend that is why everybody is panicking and forgetting that I am above the law and unaffected by it