Amtrak, everyone's favorite underfunded government run train company.
Personally considered an enemy of the state by NBC, Taylor Swift, The US Trademark Office and The Amtrak corporation.
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Anonymous asked:
Amtrack. Please allow me to marry one of your trains.
You already sent this ask, I am still trying to come up with a comical response to the first ask