The official tumblr of amtrak — Punctuality is a virtue that I lack

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
eternalpho3nix
cocoon2010

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

amtrak-official

Please do not have sex with our trains they are late and you'll get run over and wind up a pile of blood and guts in rural Pennsylvania

cocoon2010

Do you enjoy ruining people's dreams or what

amtrak-official

I'm part of the US government

eternalpho3nix

please do not have sex with our trains they are late AMTRAK I THINK THERE ARE BIGGER ISSUES THAN THEM BEING ON TIME HERE

amtrak-official

Punctuality is a virtue that I lack