Anonymous asked:

One time in like 2010 I needed to take the train to Seattle but I didn't have id so I just pretended to have lost my wallet and cried and they let me on with my friends anyway. Thanks for being so much more chill than the airplane people!

amtrak-official answered:

That is because according to Bush, I’m not a “threat to national security” and “can’t oppress brown people.” So I am still a little functional and able to kill