Anonymous asked:
Amtrak-chan can we has speed train? For the whole US?
amtrak-official answered:
No, sadly I am being extorted by New York and if I ever extend high speed rail off the NEC, they’ll blow up the east river tunnel
YOU GAVE THEM THE EAST RIVER TUNNEL?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
God no, They snuck in and filled it with dynamite while I trying to kill cliton
