The official tumblr of amtrak — God how inhuman and existential do I have to get...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

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Please do not have sex with our trains they are late and you'll get run over and wind up a pile of blood and guts in rural Pennsylvania

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What if that's my ideal form

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It's disgusting and the blood can't even be used by sluts because it's all over a mountain and your eyes are being pecked away at by the ravens and the vultures

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But what if I want that

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You'll be but a rotting horror of flesh and bone, beyond the limits of the human mind, only remembered by the deer who pass you by and the robins who fly above, you bones decayed and crushed, your blood dry now only dark marks and rust on the rocks around, the flesh all but gone, nothing but scraps. Is that the way you want to live, a feeble shadow of humanity, there are million more deaths each with more dignity, beauty and purpose than that, and yet you still choose it?

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You make it sound so sexy

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God how inhuman and existential do I have to get before the monster fuckers leave me alone