Anonymous asked:
My dad says Amtrak is a crack-shack full of hippies and communists, but it turns out I’m transsexual and a communist so I think I’m switching teams, also I would like to try crack if you really do have it
amtrak-official answered:
Your dad actually just gave me an amazing idea, I need to start selling coke on the train. But yeah welcome to the public transit lovers club
You already sell coke
I mean the good sort of coke
Oh, you mean Pepsi?
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Wait, I mistyped.
I meant DIET Pepsi
If talking types of coke, Dr. Pepper is superior
Nah, Diet Dr. Pepper x Cream Soda wins
I was referring to cocaine for Christ’s sake, now get all of you corperate fucks, get the fucking hell off my train
