Anonymous asked:
My dad says Amtrak is a crack-shack full of hippies and communists, but it turns out I’m transsexual and a communist so I think I’m switching teams, also I would like to try crack if you really do have it
amtrak-official answered:
Your dad actually just gave me an amazing idea, I need to start selling coke on the train. But yeah welcome to the public transit lovers club
Trust the weed lady, I am certain she is very nice
