Anonymous asked:
My dad says Amtrak is a crack-shack full of hippies and communists, but it turns out I’m transsexual and a communist so I think I’m switching teams, also I would like to try crack if you really do have it
amtrak-official answered:
Your dad actually just gave me an amazing idea, I need to start selling coke on the train. But yeah welcome to the public transit lovers club
You already sell coke
I mean the good sort of coke
Oh, you mean Pepsi?
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Wait, I mistyped.
I meant DIET Pepsi
If talking types of coke, Dr. Pepper is superior
Nah, Diet Dr. Pepper x Cream Soda wins
I was referring to cocaine for Christ's sake, now get all of you corperate fucks, get the fucking hell off my train
It's rather nice here, actually. @official-wendells, what do you think?
but I like public transport
Me too. @amtrak-offical, I think we'll be extending our overnight car stay.
I have a better idea...
😢
@culvers-unofficial Culvie, Amtrak is being mean to me
NO ONE IS MEAN TO MY SIBLING >:((
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT-
Kill! To the Death!
Get off my goddamn train or lord so help me, I going to personally end each and everyone of you monopolistic corperate leeches on society
Fuckin' try it, this is why I have The Creature™
May the Burgder have mercy on your souls.
I am a soulless capitalistic corporation though
And soon a dead one <3
Can't kill what never lived
You'd be surprised
Are you referring to the lifeless soulless husk of bill clinton???
Ahh yes, the one that got away, I'll get back to chasing him with a rifle on Sunday, haven't done that since '96
A good ol’ fashioned hog hunt
I would have killed him too if they let me into the cia headquarters
Anyways the post is over, hard to convey in text form
