The official tumblr of amtrak — How do trains make babies?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

How do trains make babies?

Well you see when a company has excess profit, the CEO goes to Delaware and he proceeds t–

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