Anonymous asked:
Ferrets
- Long
- Skinny
- Cute yet potentially dangerous
- Likes going into tunnels
- Beloved by small children
- Doesn’t receive much funding from government
- Fast
- Cheaper and greener than cars
- Exudes queer energy
Trains
- Long
- Skinny
- Cute yet potentially dangerous
- Likes going into tunnels
- Beloved by small children
- Doesn’t receive much funding from government
- Fast
- Cheaper and greener than cars
- Exudes queer energy
How do you explain THIS Amtrak????
I DO NOT LIKE GOING INTO THE TUNNELS!!!!
