The official tumblr of amtrak — am I allowed to have heterosexual sex on the train...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Anonymous asked:

am I allowed to have heterosexual sex on the train if I wear a really silly outfit. im talking clown shoes and propeller hat

Sure, I guess, it’s your life

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