The official tumblr of amtrak — I’m European and don’t understand any of the words...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

I’m European and don’t understand any of the words you’re saying but I agree

amtrak-official answered:

“The” is the English form of “Das”, “Die”, and “Der” except without being a gendered word

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Okay but being serious here are some real definitions.

Conrail - it is a now defunct freight company that was owned jointly by the government and its workers in the 70s and 80s before being bought by CSX and Norfolk Southern

CSX - it is a freight rail company that operates in a Duopoly over the east coast of the US alongside Norfolk Southern due to rail mergers in the 80s. It is slow, cruel and ineffective.

Norfolk Southern - See above.

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