The official tumblr of amtrak — Don't cheat on your wife in my trains

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
norfolk-bastard
amtrak-official

Next time you're on a train, write it down, Murder on the Orient Express is set on a train and it is considered one of the best works of English literature ever written and helped make Christie the second best selling author of all time. Just imagine your ride on the California Zephyr could be the next Murder on the Orient Express <3

absurdly-useful

Personally, I think "Murder on the Empire Builder" would be a better title than "Murder on the California Zephyr".

(As a bonus, the Empire Builder goes to Chicago, so at the end of your journey, you can go see Sue the T. Rex.)

What other Amtrak route names could make for good titles?

amtrak-official

Zephyr also goes to Chicago. In regards to the best names for book titles the Sunset Limited, Blue Water, Silver Metaor and the Silver Star all have a lot of potential.

norfolk-bastard

there's already a song about wanting to cheat on your pregnant wife so so so bad on the Carolinian so tbh it's not a huge step up from there to murder

amtrak-official

Don’t cheat on your wife in my trains