How do I explain this, Mitch McConnell you give me money and I give the people their God given right to trains
In a word, yes.
Will you kill him for me? I am mush to busy to deal with going to jail right now
There’s a reason Amtrak and anthrax sound so similar.
Yeah, English Pheonetics, okay and maybe we both have historically attempted to kill Bill cliton but that's not important
@fuckingponydrugs what soul? When you join congress you have to sell your soul to the 17 demons living inside old faithful in Yosemite else the super volcano erupt and you also have to sell all your blood to the vampire inside the floor boards of Nancy Pelosi's office
Now some of you may be asking why Republicans would sacrifice their soul given to them by God to keep a supervolcano from erupting which would kill poor people. And as we know Republicans have an orgasm every time a poor person dies. The reason the do this is A) everyone on the North American continent dying could lower the Dow Jones by more than 17 points and B) when ever one sees a demon they shake its hand without asking
