Anonymous asked:

Can you speed up the Empire Builder, I'd like to fuck my girlfriend but I don't want to wait two days?? Or even just add internet access on the train so we can sext? Spin it as a pride month thing, the Seattle polycule needs to expand to Chicago.

We’ll consider having wifi on trains, but we will not speed it up because the greater Seattle area Polycule can not be allowed to spread to the East Coast. Also part of the appeal of rhe empire builder is the views, which would be harder to see on a faster train