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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Women don't want jewelry or make up, they want to ride the California Zephyr between Chicago and Emeryville for over 2000 miles and 50 hours. Give her a good birthday present this year

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Men and Nonbinary people also want this for their birthdays

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Look I can't tell whether this is real or not. Either way Amtrak has its priorities straight

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It’s real and I am telling the truth. Every woman already has the make up she wants, but you know what she doesn’t have? A 50 hour pan american train ride across the most scenic route in America

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