Anonymous asked:

Rank the Isle of Portland, UK

amtrak-official answered:

Okay I am going to re order the Portlands here because I feel like I haven’t properly considered a few of them

1. Portland, ??
2. Portland, ??
3. Portland, TN
4. Portland, ??, ??
5. Portland, TX
6. Portland, MI
7. Portland, AK
8. New Portland, ME
9. Portland, OH
10. Isle of Portland, UK

Anyways it has a castle which would put it at 5 ahead of Texas, but I was promised an island and this is just a peninsula

[amtrak-official]

@honeytleaves Portland, ME and New Portland, ME are 2 separate towns and nobody has asked for a rating on Portland, ME

[emoboygenderenvy]

@amtrak-official who authorized this. also please rate portland ME :3

[amtrak-official]

Great news, Portland Maine is the Second best Portland