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Stop trying to fuck our trains
My first reaction was to point out how weird it is that @amtrak-official has to keep chasing train fuckers off their porch like a meemaw with a broom and a squirrel problem, but then I remembered this is the Horny On Main site, and it's a sign of a healthy ecosystem around here.
They … just won’t stop coming












