The official tumblr of amtrak — No, I am not letting a single train fucker into a...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
greatwesternway
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amtrak-official

Stop trying to fuck our trains

casdeansintrouble

My first reaction was to point out how weird it is that @amtrak-official has to keep chasing train fuckers off their porch like a meemaw with a broom and a squirrel problem, but then I remembered this is the Horny On Main site, and it's a sign of a healthy ecosystem around here.

amtrak-official

They ... just won't stop coming

greatwesternway

They would if you'd let them fuck the trains.

amtrak-official

No, I am not letting a single train fucker into a single right of way, rail yard or station in my sustem