The official tumblr of amtrak — Dearest train gimmick blog may I fuck your trains...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hiyathea

auto-anne asked:

Dearest train gimmick blog

may I fuck your trains I really wanna fuck your trains.

-with warm regards, Joenathan Bidennet

amtrak-official answered:

No, you union busting racist homophobic fuck

hiyathea

Ok what about me, who isn’t Joe Biden, may I?

amtrak-official

Not if you enjoy breathing