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Stop trying to fuck our trains
My first reaction was to point out how weird it is that @amtrak-official has to keep chasing train fuckers off their porch like a meemaw with a broom and a squirrel problem, but then I remembered this is the Horny On Main site, and it's a sign of a healthy ecosystem around here.
They ... just won't stop coming
They would if you'd let them fuck the trains.
No, I am not letting a single train fucker into a single right of way, rail yard or station in my sustem
So couples and polycules are okay, I think we can live with that. C’mon, babes, we’ve got some trains to fuck.
Nope, you are not allowed to cheat on your partner with one of my trains either
