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Stop trying to fuck our trains
My first reaction was to point out how weird it is that @amtrak-official has to keep chasing train fuckers off their porch like a meemaw with a broom and a squirrel problem, but then I remembered this is the Horny On Main site, and it's a sign of a healthy ecosystem around here.
They ... just won't stop coming
They would if you'd let them fuck the trains.
No, I am not letting a single train fucker into a single right of way, rail yard or station in my sustem
So couples and polycules are okay, I think we can live with that. C’mon, babes, we’ve got some trains to fuck.
Nope, you are not allowed to cheat on your partner with one of my trains either
What if you're fucking a train WITH your partner
No, no matter how you frame it, you are not going to get to Fuck the Trains
What if the trains literally ask for it?
They won't
This is what happens when youre the 4th most fuckable government agency lmao
I would be number 1 if the reporter wasn’t so biased
