The official tumblr of amtrak — Which one of your trains is the least fuckable?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fluffypyonpyon

Anonymous asked:

Which one of your trains is the least fuckable?

amtrak-official answered:

All of them aren’t allowed to be fucked

gb-diesellok

denying them of some of their needed enrichment, so cruel.

amtrak-official

Gay sex is not actually a healthy form of enrichment for most trains and has been phased out in most train companies since the late nineties

fluffypyonpyon

Amtrak officially confirmed to be a homophobe very disappointing very sad

amtrak-official

People are still allowed to have gay sex while on our trains, just only with other humans