The official tumblr of amtrak — what level of train upholstery do we get to fuck...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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what level of train upholstery do we get to fuck before it counts as fucking the train

None of it, just fuck the old lady in the seat behind you like a normal person. Her husband hasn’t fucked her since 2007 and she deserved to get her dick sucked

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