The official tumblr of amtrak — In your anti-train fucking era

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
weirdgirljulia

weirdgirljulia asked:

In your anti-train fucking era

amtrak-official answered:

I wouldn’t have to be if you fuckers just behaved yourselves for 5 minutes

weirdgirljulia

I HAVE NEVER EVER SAID NOTHING RELATED TO FUCKING TRAINS, I ONLY FUCK MACHINERY WITH A FEMALE HUMANOID SHAPE

amtrak-official

I was speaking to class, not just you in particular